鸚鵡學舌....

鸚鵡學舌之......米高鋒篇....

今次主角..又係晴晴呀~

話說..有日晴爸爸係姑媽家...播了以下片段.....

晴爸攞了呢部令令電子琴出來....晴晴一野望到時..就兩眼發光啦.....
     

呵~晴晴一見...就好似上左身咁..咋咋聲走埋去啦....係咁拍個琴...啪啪聲呀~.

突然間....(請用又急..又短既聲調讀出以上文字.....)

一路踢屎之聲不絕....晴爸心諗...邊得黎...係度踢屎...咁臭呀~

於是晴爸隨聲而望...OH~NO~原來.....  

出於晴小姐把金口呢......跟住.....遠處傳來了一把....

 

來自晴媽媽既...美妙之音啦.....

唔係呢句...????/咁...晴小姐既第二句...又係咩呢....????

(註...廳....請用超高音發出...)...廳倒模????倒咩野模呀?????????????????????????????跟住...晴媽把聲又出現啦...

又唔係呢句????咁....晴小姐...第三句又係咩呢?????????????

孖滋就有啫.......MI都有孖既咩????????????於是......晴媽又要講......

咁...究竟係邊句呀?????晴小姐..又講啦.....(請用..甩甩地既音...同慢講丫...唔該..)   

牙甩????甩左幾多隻呀????????????但....晴媽既反應係...........

一句超滿意既...說話.....啱啦...........

當姑媽睇完後.....就係咁爆咀笑啦....

究竟大家知唔知晴晴係度講咩野火星話呢????

咁...晴爸既答案就係...

原來..晴晴而家返PLAY GROUP時....成日見到老師....用手拍個咪...講...TESTING

TESTING...TESTING....然後又會講....聽到無??...聽到無???

因此...晴晴就上左腦啦......咁有日晴爸買左部電子琴返歸後....每當..晴爸一攞個琴出黎時...晴小姐就會第一時間走過去....做返老師係學校試咪既動作...非常攪笑...

所以...頭兩句說話正確讀法就應該係...TESTING...聽到無....

而後面果兩句...就係....晴媽..見晴晴咁可愛..就順便教多佢兩句說話....就係...媽咪...同..I LOVE YOU啦.....全句...媽咪 I LOVE YOU~並唔係牙甩LU~...

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真係笑死我呀....

其實我心諗...究竟佢知唔知D說話意思既呢???